k, loser with out a social life,



my parents drunkenly told me one night that i was conceived on the 7th hole of the country club we’re members at. i figured it was just a joke since i play golf, until i saw their initials and a date just about 9 months before my birthday carved into a tree next to the green. they were not kidding…

When I die, will you sext me through a Ouija board?

what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely


We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?